I preached for the first time today.
One of my colleagues showed a picture of one of our female colleagues. The lady in question looked fabulous particularly for her age. The viewing was followed by a lewd question about whether I would consider being intimate with the lady, "Would you?"
"I'm devoted to my wife." I replied.
"But its OK to look," said a third colleague and I started to walk away.
"I'm devoted to my wife." I replied.
"But its OK to look," said a third colleague and I started to walk away.
I don't know why, but I stopped and turned on my heel.
"Actually it's not!" Which I followed up with, "but don't worry, it's alright, your sins have already been forgiven!"
"Actually it's not!" Which I followed up with, "but don't worry, it's alright, your sins have already been forgiven!"
There was silence from my audience, "It's alright your sins have already been forgiven," I repeated and walked back to my desk leaving the two lady colleagues to their stunned silence.